The SPYCat Portfolio
The most elite team of felines ever herded together.
About
This is a sampling of cats I've assembled from across the globe. Each cat was chosen for his or her unique special skills and collectively they form the best feline response team in the SPYCat world. They are like NAVY Seals... except they're cats.
Below you will find the secret dossiers on such infamous felines as Mr. Peepers, Kittles, Stewie, Psycho, Java, Tweek, Smokey, Bandit, Chippy, Kiwi and Milton.
They're not too big and no job is too tough for this highly trained team to handle. They're almost like the Wonder Pets®. But again... they're cats.
Portfolio
Contact
If you would like to hire the K-team (K for Cats Kats), please fill out the accompanying form.
Be sure to indicate the details of the mission and which cats you'll want to participate.
Lastly, please tell us what you are able to pay. The cats take payments in mice. Please use the slider to indicate how many mice you'll be providing.
Requirements
All missions require that the cats have some key necessities in order to perform at their best. This includes:
- Cat toys
- Catnip
- Litter box (along with daily scooping)
- Daily petting (1 hour minimum)
- Patch of sunlight or window sill
(to meditate on mission objectives)
Disclaimer
We assume no responsibility for chewed plants, sharpened claws on furniture, or "missing" pet birds, lizards, or rodents.